March 2012
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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captain-samerica:
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the...
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bluecartography:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
February 2012
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“It reminds me of the “bike to work” movement. That is also portrayed as white,...”
– comment left on the Racialious blog post “Sustainable Food & Priviledge: Why is Green always White (and Male and Upper-Class)” (via ouiominy)
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shuf:
*overwhelming urge to burrow into leupagus’s virtual bosom*
the notes on that article are causing me undue distress
Baby there’s nothin’ virtual about my bosom
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They're about to fall out
shuf:
leupagus:
I have now rolled my eyes so many times over this ridiculous kerfluffle over Lucy Liu having the temerity to play Dr. Watson in CBS’s Sherlock Holmes adaptation that they are now stuck in the “please go fuck yourself” position at this point.
There’s a valuable argument to be made that there’ve already been numerous TV shows in the US that utilize the man!Holmes/woman!Watson...
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look, this is a solid plan
Pru: I'm watching Man v Wild
Leupagus: Wait isn't that the one with the super douchey guy?
Pru: yes.
Leupagus: Or maybe that's Survivorman
Pru: it's a special episode
Pru: where two dudes
Leupagus: they're all douchey
Pru: who won a contest
Pru: get to survive in BC
Pru: with Bear
Leupagus: Hahaha
Pru: one dude is afraid of heights and water
Pru: and i'm like
Leupagus: This will end badly
Pru: so basically they brought you for food
Pru: right?
Pru: or to fuck?
Pru: b/c i can see no other use for you
Leupagus: Basically yes
Leupagus: Although I'm super curious as to what the contest was
Pru: i kind of love bear grylls
Pru: i'm not going to lie
Pru: like he's a fucking lunatic
Leupagus: His name is BEAR
Pru: i like watch this shit and take notes
Leupagus: you have to love him
Pru: like yes.
Pru: when the time comes
Leupagus: Hahaha
Pru: i will survive
Pru: long enough to institute rules of etiquette
Leupagus: Oh Pru
Leupagus: no you won't
Pru: shut up!!!
Pru: if i live i can pitch to Horrible Work Crush
Leupagus: You will die so fast
Pru: we're obligated to repopulate
Pru: this is now my best chance of getting him to touch my boobs
Leupagus: OK you're motivated I grant you
Pru: Yes.
Pru: Wow this might actually be the most pathetic sequence of thoughts I have had.
Leupagus: As your friend of three years, I can assure you that you've had worse sequences of thought
Pru: …thank...you.
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Neil Degrasse Tyson: Can I say something real quick?
Jon Stewart: Quick.
Neil Degrasse Tyson: At the beginning of your program, your Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.
Jon Stewart: SON OF A BITCH!
Neil Degrasse Tyson: I had to get it off my chest!
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They're about to fall out
I have now rolled my eyes so many times over this ridiculous kerfluffle over Lucy Liu having the temerity to play Dr. Watson in CBS’s Sherlock Holmes adaptation that they are now stuck in the “please go fuck yourself” position at this point.
There’s a valuable argument to be made that there’ve already been numerous TV shows in the US that utilize the...
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shuf:
leupagus replied to your photo: HAHAHAHA GUYS MY LIFE inept science googling…
I FEEL LIKE OUR TUMBLRSHIP IS MADE MORE DIFFICULT BY THE FACT THAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND MOST OF YOUR JOKES. IT’S LIKE YOU’RE DENNIS MILLER OR THAT GUY WHO DRAWS THE XKCD COMICS.
how shocking
i feel the same way about yours
but because alan davies!
ALAN DAVIES
ALAN DAVIES
HAS YOUR MORALE IMPROVED YET
#your...
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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moriartyssadisticconscious:
furbiesforfreedom:
MISCHIEVOUS BRITISH BOY WITH CURLY HAIR AND A LOVE FOR ANIMALS & JOHN LENNON & A DISDAIN FOR ORGANIZED RELIGION.
ALAN DAVIES, WHY ARE YOU NOT CLOSER TO MY AGE AND LIVING WITHIN DRIVING/WALKING/BUS DISTANCE TO ME?!?!
AAAHHHHHHHHHH I’M TOO FAINT OF HEART FOR THIS FANGIRLING BUSINESS.
I ask myself this every time I watch QI.
Ditto. See...
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“I’m 41 now which is an important crossroads for an North American lady; you...”
– Neko Case (via ladonnapietra)
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shuf:
hip hop class is making me hyperaware of my ass
is that weird
#let’s say #more weird than being attracted to stephen fry #less weird than being attracted to alan davies? #yes let’s
DDDDDD: ONCE AGAIN IMPUGNED WITHOUT EVEN HAVING DONE ANYTHING
Oh well I guess you don’t want to read any of the superawesome fic klu and I are writing right now
